Eight Thoughts to Ponder....**

Subject: Eight Thoughts to Ponder....**

Number 8 -- Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 -- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 -- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 -- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 -- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3 -- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 -- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And Number 1 -- Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

And as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."